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Where we steam, pretending to be momos and vegetables, and the scandanvians with their fancy schmancy life styles.

That whole conversion from one state to another is quite cool. Water that evaporates and then forms clouds and then becomes too dense (like harry potter fans?), and then comes down again as water. It is kinda like a metamorphosis … Continue reading

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Where the titles are lost, not in translation, but in this brooding, menancing rain

Entire libraries swept away. Just swept away, books and books dissolving into the waves. Have you ever looked at a piece of paper as it drowns in water? It is beautiful to watch. The water will first soften the paper, … Continue reading

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Where we listen as the music dances into our ears, shuffling and sashaying like a delicate wave

In my head, there is this x-axis and y-axis of certain things that you would think never meet, but then there is this one point where they do actually intersect. I mean it happens very secretly and very, very few … Continue reading

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Where the clouds breathe silently, deep in thought and slightly crabby

I wonder what a cloud’s breath would sound like. You think they sigh? Look down on the world below, and stare at the light above, and just go “siiiiiighhhh”. You think they giggle when the planes fly through them, “Oh … Continue reading

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Where we sing nursery rhymes in the darkness, clutching our knives and waiting for the victims

Heyzoos man. That almost scared the bejesus out of me. Almost. I don’t do horror movies. I just don’t. Especially post sundown. You can have the brightest lights in the whole frikkin world but sundown is sundown. You can’t fight … Continue reading

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Where we learn that to create, you have to lose a little

Just a little. Not like a pound of flesh or anything, but just a little. So you know what the pain of losing feels like, the helplessness you need to feel if you are to write about something that you … Continue reading

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Where the stammering gets worse, like big, dick shaped icicles in the middle of an earthquake

You know, cause they keep shaking and you never quite know when they are going to fall. Okay, even if I were to admit that that made sense, what is the penis shape reference supposed to mean? Cause if it … Continue reading

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