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Where we do emotional atyachaar to each other, like kids who were assholes

Kids who were assholes generally don’t change much by the time they grow up. Something to do with genes is what I have understood after doing some extensive research on this subject. Such research largely consisting of going through old … Continue reading

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Where we realise that happiness is often hidden in small things, like freshly fried corn pakodas

Seriously. Just had the most amazing pakodas in the whole frikking world. They were crunchy, fried a few seconds ago, and still light and airy. Sweet mother of the good lord only. Matlab saaaax ho gaya tha bhai. Ekdum saax. … Continue reading

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Where we steam, pretending to be momos and vegetables, and the scandanvians with their fancy schmancy life styles.

That whole conversion from one state to another is quite cool. Water that evaporates and then forms clouds and then becomes too dense (like harry potter fans?), and then comes down again as water. It is kinda like a metamorphosis … Continue reading

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Where the future looks bright, like those kids who sit in the first bench and pay attention and take notes and all

Notes it seems. I know I know, writing is an effective method of information retention, and it helps focus the left side of the brain, also known as the medulla goeffurself. But still. Naa, actually I dont have anything against … Continue reading

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Where the titles are lost, not in translation, but in this brooding, menancing rain

Entire libraries swept away. Just swept away, books and books dissolving into the waves. Have you ever looked at a piece of paper as it drowns in water? It is beautiful to watch. The water will first soften the paper, … Continue reading

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Where you stick with it; after all, no one can outrun a freakishly fast super glue

I think that would be my ideal nightmare. An ideal nightmare is one where you know you are dreaming, you know you are going to wake up soon, but you still are scared. Like pee-droplets scared. Anyway, super fast super … Continue reading

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Where we listen as the music dances into our ears, shuffling and sashaying like a delicate wave

In my head, there is this x-axis and y-axis of certain things that you would think never meet, but then there is this one point where they do actually intersect. I mean it happens very secretly and very, very few … Continue reading

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