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Where the pigeons go meow meow, because the world has changed

That would definitely fuck things up. Random changes in the noises that animals make. It would be stranger if the change would be based on proximity. Cows sounding like pigs, pigs sounding like chickens, and chickens sounding like donkeys. There … Continue reading

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Where the questions reign, like torches in a world full of candles

I wonder how self aware candles could be. Are they aware of how much time they have left? Can they look below the flame and see the amount of wax that is left before they melt into nothingness? What are … Continue reading

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Where the words come and go, like those annoying half friends who you don’t really care about

I don’t like half friends. I don’t see the point of them existing. The way they just hover outside the circle of familiarity, and yet you remember their names.  Like properly remember, not requiring the squinting of eyes and then … Continue reading

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Where we do emotional atyachaar to each other, like kids who were assholes

Kids who were assholes generally don’t change much by the time they grow up. Something to do with genes is what I have understood after doing some extensive research on this subject. Such research largely consisting of going through old … Continue reading

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Where we realise that happiness is often hidden in small things, like freshly fried corn pakodas

Seriously. Just had the most amazing pakodas in the whole frikking world. They were crunchy, fried a few seconds ago, and still light and airy. Sweet mother of the good lord only. Matlab saaaax ho gaya tha bhai. Ekdum saax. … Continue reading

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Where we steam, pretending to be momos and vegetables, and the scandanvians with their fancy schmancy life styles.

That whole conversion from one state to another is quite cool. Water that evaporates and then forms clouds and then becomes too dense (like harry potter fans?), and then comes down again as water. It is kinda like a metamorphosis … Continue reading

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Where the future looks bright, like those kids who sit in the first bench and pay attention and take notes and all

Notes it seems. I know I know, writing is an effective method of information retention, and it helps focus the left side of the brain, also known as the medulla goeffurself. But still. Naa, actually I dont have anything against … Continue reading

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