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Where the ice melts, slowly and surely, and surprisingly dignified

It is though. Very dignified. I dont think I have ever seen ice melt in an undignified or unbecoming manner really. I mean even when its pretty hot and all, it can steam, yes it can steam but even then … Continue reading

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Where we realise that the world does not work this way

It does not. And no matter how much you pray and hope and wish it would, it simply does not. The world then, is a real stubborn mofo. Much like your family members aa? Oooo burn. Actually family members are … Continue reading

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Where we promise to use the treadmill every single day. Lyk srsly

Today is a good day. I believe that if you keep saying that in your head, the day will actually turn out to be a good one. It is called the power of self belief with elements of auto suggestion. … Continue reading

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Where the words fall in slants, like how paan stains run down walls

So this is it. My final final final FINAL attempt to return to my hungry (usually fat) fans. Hai! Also, in case you read that as a hail, then kindly go ahead with the extermination plans. Not funny dude. Just … Continue reading

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Where we try skipping, resulting in much mirth as bits of flesh and moobs are thrown all over the place

I swear to heyzoos. Like I was just telling this buddy of mine, if I ever made a video of me skipping and put the video on youtube, it would get a billion hits. Like in no time. Fuck man. … Continue reading

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Where we come back, stupid little trailers in the movie of Life

Okay fine. That was cheesy, but it just had to be said. Sometimes, just some times, I worry about how sick the insides of my head are. Like full proper gutter material only. Like I was just thinking that if … Continue reading

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The truth, like a yellow giant duckling, is often hard to ignore

If you have no clue what I am talking about, see this. Anyway, balconies in Bombay are a lot like Parsis – fuckers keep dying. And I was thinking whether every month, in some tiny part of the city, worried … Continue reading

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