Category Archives: complete and utter bullshit

Where we realise that the world does not work this way

It does not. And no matter how much you pray and hope and wish it would, it simply does not. The world then, is a real stubborn mofo. Much like your family members aa? Oooo burn. Actually family members are … Continue reading

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Where the words fall in slants, like how paan stains run down walls

So this is it. My final final final FINAL attempt to return to my hungry (usually fat) fans. Hai! Also, in case you read that as a hail, then kindly go ahead with the extermination plans. Not funny dude. Just … Continue reading

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Where we answer the questions haughtily, like the royals but with better teeth

Teeth are probably the creepiest body part we have. All white and yellow and brown. Shaking in their gums when they are new. Making that “kuk kuk” sound when you tap them with your fingers. Bits of food stuck somewhere … Continue reading

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Where we eat some arugula leaves, crunchy and flavourful and far more easier to eat with your hands

The best part about a minimalistic dressing is that you can eat with your hands. I really do think that salads, more than any other food type, ought to be eaten with hands. And not just daintily picked up and … Continue reading

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Where the horse begins to write, a slow process involving a number of smashed typewriters

I am not sure if horses would make good writers. I mean perhaps they would have some interesting stories to tell but I am not sure how expressive they would be. And also whether they would be comfortable sharing these … Continue reading

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One sentence movie review – Haider

Whenever someone tells me they loved it, all I can think is, “Kya yeda hai kya?” . Dude dude dude. Called someone’s girlfriend a man. Like we was looking at photos, and I was like “Is this your bro” and … Continue reading

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Where we search and search for Inspiration, a lovely silk chiffon scarf floating on the edge of a cliff

You know what I mean. A lone scarf hanging in mid-air, just above a cliff. Just floating there and waiting for you to reach out and find it. If you think about your life as a search, as a journey … Continue reading

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