Category Archives: complete and utter bullshit

Where the words continue to fall, like obese children pushed off the ledge

That is mildly funny. The image of fat kids falling down. Only mildly. It would be fully funny if they were covered in chocolate sauce and had parachutes. So they were not actually falling but gliding down. Chutes open. Dripping … Continue reading

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Where the ends remain, staring hopelessly at each other and wondering where the middle disappeared

Probably be my final thoughts before I die. So I remembering being born, and then I know that I am going to die. But what happened in between? Does anyone remember? Do you? Do you? Walking around, as best I … Continue reading

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Where the titles fall, hard and brittle cause thats just the way they are

Crashing into the ground. Breaking into many, many pieces. Not even close to a million by the way. You know, just to make sure people don’t go around jumping to conclusions. Million pieces it seems. Seen your face? .  

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Where the words have to be forced out, bit by bit, because that is what we decide to do

I like decisions. I like their finality, the fact that they have been (hopefully) arrived at after some sort of intellectual process. That a “decision” rests on a number of factors, perhaps not many, but (hopefully) more than one. Making … Continue reading

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Where we deserve it. Not like anyone else wanted it, but hey you get what you deserve na?

Hai na? That is true only na? It is. You think there is someone who only answers. Like only only answers. This fucker has never asked a question in his life. Like the very idea of a question does not … Continue reading

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Where the filth is old, like those trees that are being cut down to make way for nothing in particular

I wonder where the oldest dirt in the world can be found. And I don’t mean soil, but like proper dirt dirt. Dirt that was never meant to be there. Dirt that someone had tried so very hard (or perhaps … Continue reading

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Where the straws simply refuse to work, a sudden strike throwing everyone and everything into startled confusion

Straws that refuse to work. In my list of things that can fuck up the world, non-working straws rank pretty much up there with the most effective. Yes, I do have a list like that. No, I am not going … Continue reading

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