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Where we promise to use the treadmill every single day. Lyk srsly

Today is a good day. I believe that if you keep saying that in your head, the day will actually turn out to be a good one. It is called the power of self belief with elements of auto suggestion. … Continue reading

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Where the words fall in slants, like how paan stains run down walls

So this is it. My final final final FINAL attempt to return to my hungry (usually fat) fans. Hai! Also, in case you read that as a hail, then kindly go ahead with the extermination plans. Not funny dude. Just … Continue reading

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Where we discuss ageing, which is kinda like chess but you don’t have horses and camels so close to each other

Like srsly. Whoever invented chess didn’t really think about the potential consequences of putting a horse, and elephant and a fukin camel in the same room. Like super close to each other and shit. The horse all trippy and jumping … Continue reading

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Where we answer the questions haughtily, like the royals but with better teeth

Teeth are probably the creepiest body part we have. All white and yellow and brown. Shaking in their gums when they are new. Making that “kuk kuk” sound when you tap them with your fingers. Bits of food stuck somewhere … Continue reading

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Where we gain perception, the unnerving ability to see things for what they are

I suppose that is one way to measure the life that you have lived. To see how and whether your perceptions have changed and waned over the years. It is a fascinating is, this perception business, something so ethereal yet … Continue reading

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Where we dine in round circles, deftly stealing little portions from our neighbour’s plates

As a concept, a friendship between serial backstabbers fascinates me no end. What happens to a relationship built of mistrust and hate? Or can you call it a relationship at all? Are relationships only sugar and spice and all things … Continue reading

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Where the posts are irregular, like…well you know. (Hint – omg are you pregnant)

Man. The shit that comes (and rarely goes) out of my head. . So had this super awesome ravas curry last night at Gajali. So much delicate flavour. It was beautiful. Coconut and cream and surprisingly fresh pieces of fish, … Continue reading

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