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Where the ice melts, slowly and surely, and surprisingly dignified

It is though. Very dignified. I dont think I have ever seen ice melt in an undignified or unbecoming manner really. I mean even when its pretty hot and all, it can steam, yes it can steam but even then … Continue reading

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Where we realise that the world does not work this way

It does not. And no matter how much you pray and hope and wish it would, it simply does not. The world then, is a real stubborn mofo. Much like your family members aa? Oooo burn. Actually family members are … Continue reading

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Where the lifts work, but only on Sundays and between two and four in the morning

What is convenient for you may not be convenient for someone else. Do remember that, the next time you are wondering why the lift is not working. And read the signs. Always read the signs. I feel like that (the … Continue reading

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Where we ponder, a term that can also be used to describe a very, very large puddle

No but seriously. What would you call something that looks like a pond but is not quite there yet? Of course, puddle may be inaccurate. What is a really large puddle? A ditch? Pond. You know what I like about … Continue reading

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Where we promise to use the treadmill every single day. Lyk srsly

Today is a good day. I believe that if you keep saying that in your head, the day will actually turn out to be a good one. It is called the power of self belief with elements of auto suggestion. … Continue reading

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Where the words fall in slants, like how paan stains run down walls

So this is it. My final final final FINAL attempt to return to my hungry (usually fat) fans. Hai! Also, in case you read that as a hail, then kindly go ahead with the extermination plans. Not funny dude. Just … Continue reading

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Where we dance, not because no one is watching but because they have all been blinded

Surrounded by the blind. Dancing in the centre of this gigantic hall. With blind people standing all over the place. They may not be able to see us but they can sense the energy, that invisible energy that is thrown … Continue reading

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