Hmmmmmm, Apple strooooodel.
I was just thinking the other day that I am a sum of numbers. Or rather seconds and minutes, days and weeks, and months and years. And I was wondering what would happen if you could subtract something from who you are, perhaps a week here or a day there. Perhaps just five minutes from ten years ago.
Fucking amazing how a second can last so fucking long.
Kya cool hai hum.
So I really need to start observing people who have sane conversations and then do the cut paste thing. The reason behind this was a recent conversation that went something like this:
“You know, I always put the light on when i use the loo”
Confused Person: Oh yeah…..(very non-committal)
“Yeah, I live in mortal fear of the Poo Monster”
CP: What? (trying to pretend not to understand what I said)
“You know, the poo monster? Have you not heard of the poo monster?”
CP: Pretends to get a call. Walks away.
Evidently, not too many people are aware of the Poo Monster. Which is sad because i think this belief makes going to the loo quite an interesting experience. Especially those seconds where your chaddis are off and you about to sit down.
Never a dull moment.
What would you do if you could live on the sun? Or if you could hop from one planet to another? Would you like to hold a star in your hands? Cradle it and rub it against your skin?