Sumo-wrestler size raindrops. SPLOSH. SPLOSH!
Fairy-fart size raindrops. pin…pin….pin.
Microscopic raindrops. Dry up before they reach the earth.
I am pretty sure that if the raindrops were fat enough then the earth would shake every time one of the drops landed. And then the glass would shake and you would see the water in the glass quiver. Like that scene in Jurassic Park.
Ooooh Jurassic Park. “Look ma, little dinos!!! Awwww…..can I pet it? So pwetty! So cute.”
I wonder why the gods were so confused with their attitudes towards caps and hats. Like in a church you can’t wear a hat, the forehead must be bare. Whereas in a gurudwara and/or mosque you gotta keep it covered.
Then when in front of royalty also you had to remove your hat. And tip it in case of women. Wtf saala.
I just finished reading palace of illusions. The thing I liked most about the book was the deliberate ambiguity with respect to magic and some of the more fantastic parts of the legend. At times there are attempts to rationally explain some of the events although at other times, the words are clearly based in fantasy.
Am downloading weeds. Am done with Its always sunny, Parks & Recreation and The Office. Dexter has gotten way too rambling and MadMen is stylish and all but nothing ever actually happens. I think I should also get Modern Family. It can be pretty funny.
I was right in the thick of things when a cousin of mine was “updating” me on all the gossip of her college. Good lord man! The scandals! Not only was I made privy to who was dating who and where the “it” couple was seen one day but I was also duly informed about this AWWWEESOME store somewhere in Bandra where you get the MOST AMAZING greek chappals (I forget the term she used but her description made it seem like what the people in 300 wore) and this chaatwaala who used to make YUMMMY paani puri but one day Ashiana (who lives right next door) went there and she fell sick and so we stopped going there after that and then did you know that Akshat nearly fell out of the local one day cause he is such a mad chap but I actually think he is cute but then he thinks no end of himself and that CRAZY maths professor once caught us talking and threw us out and I was like “what the hellya” but then Akshat said sorry and I said ok fine but don’t do that again ok?
I was so glad when the food arrived.