I think my IQ jumps a billion times whenever I take a shit.
Its true. Some of my most brilliant (in a lifetime of brilliant moments) occur when I am sitting on the throne. There is something rather mysterious about it.
Also, people. For the love of heyzoos, will you LET ME WHINE??? I mean what the hell is wrong with you???
I feel sorry for non-whiners. They just dont get it. In the middle of a rant, the LAST thing one expects/wants to hear is a rational solution to the problem. Really.
Kro: “Dude my bloody bai. Every bloody day, she makes aloo.”
Non-whiner: “Oh ya?”
Kro: “Yaa dude. Its like aloo bengan and aloo fry and aloo capsicum. Fuck. Its like living in hostel all over again!!. FUCK”
NW: “Hmmm…..who does the vegetable shopping?”
Kro: “Errmm….me. Why?”
NW: “So just dont buy aloo”
Seriously. I don’t want your fuckin brilliant fucking, logical fucking answer you fucking retard.
Goddamit. People are just so retarded sometimes that I think they do it on purpose. That is the only possible explanation. I swear.
Oooooo Im going to see Rio!!!! so excited. I even bought the happy meal so that I could get one ’em toys.
Rush rush rush.
Oh and I the most deliciously crisp parotas with mutton fry down at tamil nadu bhavan. Oh my good lord man. I mean those things were just brilliant. Crisp to feel and when you tear a piece away there is a slight crrrrk sound and then you dip it in this semi-dry mutton gravy and pick a piece of juicy, spicy mutton and pop it in your mouth and then your teeth chew and bite into flesh.
Oh my good lord. I died!
rush rush rush