Where I realise what practice actually makes…..

Try One

X: “Why can I never have a serious conversation with you kro?”

Kro: “Cause I am fukin hilarious?”

X: “I am being serious kro!”

Kro: “So was I!”

X: “Well, why can’t I talk about serious stuff with you?”

Kro: “Like what? The lunar effect on waves?”

X: “Oh fuck you. Bye.”

Try Two

Y: “Why can’t I ever have a serious conversation with you?”

Kro: “Cause Im fukin hilarious?”

Y: “Be serious kro”

Kro: “Okay. I am seriously fukin hilarious.”

Y: “Kro! What about stuff like marriage and kids and my future?”

Kro: “You wanna talk sex?”

Y: “Kro, you are pathetic. Fuck off”

Try Three:

Z: “Kro, Why can’t I ever have a serious conversation with you?”

Kro: “Will you marry me? We will have three kids and call them Zit, Pimple and Acne”

Z: “Fuck off. Freak”

——————–

Practice does not make you perfect.

It makes you a fuckin neurotic retard.

Peace.

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One Response to Where I realise what practice actually makes…..

  1. Jay says:

    “It makes you a fuckin neurotic retard.”

    And….you were not one…er…when?

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