y’all good at the back? Of course you are you cheap bastards, those are the free seats.
Wow, a full crowd tonight! A few new faces though….not you. You are too ugly to forget.
So, the latest fashion thing catching me eyes are those pencil thin ties…you know, the ones which are really thin.
Was thinking that if they got any thinner they would totally kill the whole “alleged” out of the alleged phallic symbolicism of the tie.
Are you wondering when I am going to get to the joke?
This is the joke you dumb fuck.
Fuck. Where am I? The School for the Super Slow.
S-h-o-u-l-d I spee-eeek laaaiika theee eees?
Gnight and good luck.