Stand Up Night III

Hey. Wazzup.

y’all good at the back? Of course you are you cheap bastards, those are the free seats.

Wow, a full crowd tonight! A few new faces though….not you. You are too ugly to forget.


So, the latest fashion thing catching me eyes are those pencil thin ties…you know, the ones which are really thin.

Was thinking that if they got any thinner they would totally kill the whole “alleged” out  of the alleged phallic symbolicism of the tie.

Are you wondering when I am going to get to the joke?

This is the joke you dumb fuck.

Fuck. Where am I? The School for the Super Slow.

S-h-o-u-l-d I spee-eeek laaaiika theee eees?


Gnight and good luck.

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3 Responses to Stand Up Night III

  1. Jay says:

    There, there.

  2. Anonymous says:

    funny is that to you a tie looks more phallic, the thinner it gets….
    jus saying.

    • kroswami says:

      the “alleged” symbolism is that the tie is an arrow pointing to the crotch
      the thinner the tie, the more obvious its an arrow, hence less of “alleged”

      tsk tsk, wash mind dirty person!

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