Where I spew wisdom, like those tiny food particles which come out during a coughing fit

1.The milk has been heated enough when it starts spilling out of the container and onto the stove.

2. Do not insert hand into bucket of water while water is being heated by an electric rod (or raad as it is called here). Water is a good conductor and bad insulator. Or something like that.

3. Do not try chasing a mouse. You will not win. Think of Kishore Kumar in Chalti ka naam gaadi where he tries chasing that hen and Madhubala is just laughing her head off.

4. Mallu restaurants here will always have some potthu fry. Never on the menu though. Or if it is, it will be written in mallu.

5. Watch Six Feet Under. Superb series with so much dark humour that it will having you snorfing juice out of your nostrils.

6. The trick to making people uncomfortable in the Metro is to look at them at a point just near their chin. Stare.

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3 Responses to Where I spew wisdom, like those tiny food particles which come out during a coughing fit

  1. point 6. solid solid

    and then rub your own chin, like trying to pluck out a wart or two.

  2. mentalie says:

    my goodness. they’ll stick you on a pedestal if you don’t watch out!

    • kroswami says:

      @Ms. Naidu: shall try it the next time

      @Ms. Mentalie: Oh well there is always scope for a “compro” after we compare our respective “jack” status. Errr that did not sound right.

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